The "Rules"

"Grant a wish" day is something I used to do way back in the day when the mood struck me. Given I will do my best to make the wish come true, I only do this "once in a blue moon". Anyway, here are the rules:

1. The wish must be requested on "grant a wish" day.

2. The wish will be done as soon as it can be. Lack of time or the impossibility of the wish itself may slow things down or cause the wish not to be granted at all.

3. You may ask for almost anything you wish, but keep in mind that I am not a rich or powerful man... yet, so keep it under $200. Dinners, nights out, stuff for your house, computer parts, help with something, to leave you alone and never speak to you again, etc. are things I can do.

4. You can't wish for things that I am fundamentally or morally opposed to including but not limited to cheating on my significant other, helping anyone else cheat on their significant other, dancing, quitting my job or breaking a promise.

5. You should wish for something that you need or that makes you happy without worrying about how I might feel about it.

6. "Grant a wish" day only applies to people I've actually met and see or would like to see on a regular basis.

7. Be careful what you wish for, you may not like what you ask get.

8. Don't get mad at me if your wish causes more problems than it solves!!