Quotes that I've used...

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good. -- Woody Allen

Love is a happy little elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening

No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. -- Aristotle

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration. -- Pearl S. Buck

To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet -- Charles Caleb Colton

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back -- Barbara de Angelis

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile! -- Franklin P.Jones

A true friend stabs you in the front. -- Oscar Wilde

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. -- Publilus Syrus

Silence will save me from being wrong (and foolish), but it will also deprive me of the possibility of being right -- Igor Stavinsky

A friend is someone who spreads sunshine when everyone else rains on your parade -- unknown

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. -- William Shakespeare

I have spent my whole life looking for the perfect woman, and now I've found her. Too bad she's looking for the perfect man -- Robert Scharm

The cruelest joke is to allow someone to think they have a chance at heaven when they haven't got a shot in hell -- me on Feb 13, 1995

Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there - (Good Will Hunting)

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts, and will always bear up against falsehood, as oil does above water. - Miguel de Cervantes

What brings joy to the heart is not so much the friend's gift as the friend's love -- St. Ailred of Rievaulx

Sometimes, making the people we love suffer is the only way to remind them that we exist --unknown

No man is useless while he has a friend -- Robert Louis Stevenson

When the character of the person is not clear to you, look at his friends -- Japenese Proverb

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up - Mark Twain

Often the greatest enemy of present happiness is past happiness too well remembered -- Oscar Hammling

The greatest weapon that man posses is making everyone else think he is unarmed -- unknown

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is that little voice at the end of the day that says: "I'll try again tomorrow." - Anne Hunninghake

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world, is a woman's heart. -- Josiah G. Holland

One can't complain. I have friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday -- Eeyore from Winnie-the-Pooh

No man deserves your tears, and the one who does would never make you cry -- Anonymous

True Friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable -- Dave Tyson Gentry

Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night? -- June Cleaver

To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and finish without knowing what you have written -- Jean Jacques Rousseau

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted -- Albert Einstein

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it -- Aristotle

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget -- Thomas Szasz

If the world were blind, I'd be very attractive -- anonymous

I still want to believe that somewhere, somehow, there is a happy ending for every story. It all depends on how thoroughly you look for it and how deeply you need it -- "Agnes of God" John Pielmeier

In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart there is room for nothing -- Anotonio Porchia

It is the greatest of courage to be the one that kisses first -- Janeane Garofalo as "Mabel Buchman"

And on the 8th day God created beer so that lacrosse players would not rule the Earth -- from a t-shirt

A wise man hears one word and understands two -- Yiddish Proverb

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maksim Gorky

A friend is one who believes in you when you cease to believe in yourself -- Anonymous

Love is the most dangerous emotion of all; it produces many other emotions... jealousy, shame, rage, grief -- A Vulcan Master

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can break my heart -- Robert Fulghum

The Children's Rights Council recently named Maine as the "Best State to Raise Children In." In a related story, they also named West Virginia the "Best State to Marry Children In." -- Craig Kilborn

In a game, just losing is almost as satisfying as just winning.... In life, the loser's score is always zero -- W.H. Auden

...you never feel more whole and right, then when you love another person, and when you know that other person loves you back -- Jeff Goldblum in "Holy Man"

Trying is just the first step towards failure -- Homer Simpson

Life without a friend is death without a witness -- spanish proverb

If, out of time, I could lift one moment and keep it shining, always new; of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I first met you -- Robert Sexton

Love, the magician, knows this little trick whereby two people walk in different directions yet always remain side by side -- Hugh Prather

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone -- Harriet Beecher Stowe

Some people look at jerky and say "Why?" I look at jerky and say "Mmmmm... jerky." -- Johnny Bravo

Man cannot reap love until after sad and revealing separation and bitter patience, and desperate hardship -- Kahlil Gibran

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh -- George Bernard Shaw

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself -- Publilius Syrus

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. -- unknown

If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it -- some comedian

He who wants a rose must respect the thorn -- Persian Proverb

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies -- Adrienne Gusoff

Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember -- Oscar Levant

How can when one man finds so much beauty in so many, can no one find any beauty in him -- unknown

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better -- Sam Shepard

Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket - safe, dark, motionless, airless - it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable.
To love is to be vulnerable. -- C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

So he’s going home. Can we please stop talking about him now? - on Elian Gonzalez going home to Cuba on 6/28/00

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends -- Baltasar Gracian

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper -- Errol Flynn

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better -- Samuel Beckett

I still want to believe that somewhere, somehow, there is a happy ending for every story. It all depends on how thoroughly you look for it and how badly you need it. -- Agnes John Pielmeier

Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead;
It is a flame which sinks for lack of fuel -- Pierre Corneille

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age -- Jeanne Moreau

"Depression + alcohol = bad things" -- Dr. F Matthew Segreti

"I'm still single because women are stupid" - an epiphany I had the other day thanks to a friend

I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon. -- U.S. President George W. Bush, speech to New York rescue workers, September 14, 2001

Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn -- Arnold J. Rimmer of "Red Dwarf"

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former -- Albert Einstein

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. -- Thomas Fuller

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour, sit next to a pretty woman for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -- Albert Einstein

You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you. -- Cornelius Vanderbilt

So we're down to a kiss on the cheek... -- Jack Nicholson in "Something's Gotta Give"

Hope is not a solution. -- COL Gina Deutsch

They like you for your qualities... but they love you for your defects -- from "Hell Boy"

"... you never get that one you dreamed of, you get to dream with the one you get..." -- from Let Her and Let Go by Blues Traveler

"Don't let your memories kill you." -- from "The Punisher"

When you live so long in darkness, even the faintest glimmer of light can blind you. -- unknown

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter - Russian proverb

A fool is somebody who makes a mistake, then does the same thing again. -- unknown

I get up and go to work every day because I don't have anywhere else to go. -- Jill Hennessy in "Crossing Jordan"

Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead; It is a flame which sinks for lack of fuel. -- Pierre Corneille

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments of man. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

With some people solitariness is an escape not from others but from themselves. For they see in the eyes of others only a reflection of themselves. -- Eric Hoffer

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving -- Amy Carmichael

The miserable have no other medicine but only hope. -- William Shakespeare